imagine if humans didn’t have knees and couldn’t kneel down to pick things up so we always had to stick our butts in peoples faces
wait wtf was I thinking when I typed this
I have a confession to make…..TUMBLR BOYS ARE LOVE TUMBLR BOYS ARE LIFE! Okay continue scrolling! :3
I think he’s playing dead tbh
- now you’ve shat in the blue cupboard
- the taste is like the butt
- there’s no cow on the ice
- i sense owls in the marsh
- to walk like a cat around hot porridge
- don’t paint the devil on the wall
- to be out biking
- cake on cake
Let’s not forget my favorite insult - “shit-boot”.
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*am I -.-
If you were my homework I’d do you.