1. I SHOULDN’T BE CRYING THIS HARD!

  2. Wow

    (Source: 24-karat-vagina)

  3. comedycentral:

    Key & Peele have some tips for attending a gay wedding in this new sketch from the Season Four premiere, airing tonight after South Park.

  4. trencly:

    tips on how to properly enter my room:

    1. do not

    (Source: trencly)

  5. pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

    pizzaight:

    shutsman:

    WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

    my sport

  6. presidentgay:

    me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

    me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 

  7. WHAT EVEN?!

  8. I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

    (Source: ididntasktobemade)

  9. dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

    dirtylittledamsel:

    Kim and Kanye need to chill

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez)

  10. all-the-ships-are-sailing:

    bourgeoisied:

    my hobbies include talking about my fandom to people who don’t care about my fandom

    this was literally today for me. i went to wal-mart with my mom and her boyfriend. and i was just so excited today because duh. bae’s birthday, of course i’m excited. i had to explain why i HAD to make cookies tonight. and i had to explain why i kept making silly noises while looking at my phone (i was going through the tag). i just. yes. this. today.

    (Source: )

  11. Alright then

    (Source: neighborhoodss)

  12. HOW?!

    HOW?!

  13. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    School and Tumblr

  14. wentzpeter:

    fall out boy makes music for the kids that are afraid to grow up and have been told they arent good enough

    fall out boy makes music for kids who need to be reminded them that it does get better, that they will make it even if they have to kick and scream their way through it all

    fall out boy makes music for the underdogs when no one else does

    i am so grateful for fall out boy

  15. (Source: cutmeetoribbons)