1. heart:

    heart:

    imagine if humans didn’t have knees and couldn’t kneel down to pick things up so we always had to stick our butts in peoples faces

    wait wtf was I thinking when I typed this

    Why?!

  2. (Source: meanplastic)

  3. I have a confession to make…..TUMBLR BOYS ARE LOVE TUMBLR BOYS ARE LIFE! Okay continue scrolling! :3

  4. I think he’s playing dead tbh

    I think he’s playing dead tbh

    (Source: domgifs)

  5. supertrout95:

    blazeberg:

    I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible

  6. (Source: thestanconfessions)

  7. swedish idioms painfully literally translated into english

    silvysartfulness:

    useless-swedenfacts:

    - now you’ve shat in the blue cupboard

    - the taste is like the butt

    - there’s no cow on the ice

    - i sense owls in the marsh

    - to walk like a cat around hot porridge

    - don’t paint the devil on the wall

    - to be out biking

    - cake on cake

    Let’s not forget my favorite insult - “shit-boot”.

  8. heritance:

    Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

  9. samaurigro:

cartoonpolitics:

"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

Bless the human who made this post

    samaurigro:

    cartoonpolitics:

    "Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

    Bless the human who made this post

  10. sweatrer:

    ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  11. surprisebitch:

julesername:

what kind of show is this


how the fuck is this a kid’s show

DW is a bamf!

    surprisebitch:

    julesername:

    what kind of show is this

    how the fuck is this a kid’s show

    DW is a bamf!

    (Source: roabeart)

  12. *am I -.-

    (Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

  13. supnikita:

    If you were my homework I’d do you.